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Still on the road

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Forty yards of bad prose. Whatever. It's still one of my favourite novels. Has any book so supposedly meretricious been so magical, so influential, so inspiring?

“Hello then, sir!” says a couple of alumni in the British Library. Seth and Rhona, former 6th-formers and now whizzo English teachers. We’re walking along the 120-foot scroll manuscript of Jack Kerouac’s On The Road – written at speed on speed in three weeks. “Spontaneous bop prosody,” Kerouac called it. “Rubbish!” a lot of crusty critics called it. Forty yards of bad prose. Whatever. It’s still one of my favourite novels. Has any book so supposedly meretricious been so magical, so influential, so inspiring?

We three wander along the early chapters and chance upon the passage about “the mad ones, who never yawn, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars”. “Alright!” they go. “Rather!” I go – though I might be getting a bit old for this sort of thing. But it still works on me. It didn’t on my old English teacher, the great “Min” Hills. A fierce Leavisite, it gave him a migraine. Its imprecision gave him kittens. Things “beatific” made him bilious. He was more a Henry Fielding man. But he never let on, he never crushed our callow enthusiasms. The great sage was too sussed and patiently suffered our tedious ramblings about Be Bop and Buddhist Sartoris behind the bike sheds and our woefully bad “spontaneous prose”. We were Dharma Bums from the Home Counties. Dharma Clots more like. Poor Min. How did he stay silent, when we told him that most set texts were “nowhere” and Sir Walter Scott couldn’t carry a candle to Kerouac? Mind you...

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